JoyGirl

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: *shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk (also the beginning of words change according to context but there are about 20 different ways of doing this, SO EVEN IF YOU'RE FLUENT, GOOD LUCK FIGURING OUT HOW THEY CHANGE AND WHEN MOTHERF*CKER)

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

likelovelikesuicide:

paintmelikeoneofyourpotatoheads:

applespirate:

Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man

Use this one mom

plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310

likelovelikesuicide:

paintmelikeoneofyourpotatoheads:

applespirate:

Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man

Use this one mom

plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310

(via doctorholmestuck)

spazzyena:

prospitdreamerterezi:

stormy-kun493:

r-leostar:

joechacho:

expressiontime:

well thanks now Im cryin

this just made me kinda emotional i has a sad now

({why would you make this})

Is it even legal to fit this many feels in one post?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I gonna grossly sob in the corner of the room.

This hurts my heart :((

HEAVY BREATHING OF DESPAIR

Damn carrots.

(Source: smokywarfare, via myfriendscallmemaury)

Sisterhood Bonding

I love my Sisters to death, but not so much when they snore. Sleepy Kerry is sleepy… and approaching the grumpy stage.

You would think that in a room full of people, I wouldn’t feel so lonely. Everything seems to hurt tonight.

akosiallen:

EVOLUTION OF MUSIC by Pentatonix

11th Century
Salve Regina 

1600s
Canon in D - Pachelbel

1800s
Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven

1910s
Danny Boy - Frederic Weatherly 

1920s
Old Man River - Jerome Kern & Oscar Hammerstein II

1930s
Minnie the Moocher - Cab Calloway

1940s
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrew Sisters

1950s
I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash
La Bamba - Ritchie Valens

1960s
Stand By Me - Ben E. King
Barbara Ann - Beach Boys 
I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
RESPECT - Aretha Franklin

1970s
ABC - Jackson 5
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

1980s
Celebration - Kool & The Gang
Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
Thriller - Michael Jackson

1990s
Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer
…Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
Say My Name - Destiny’s Child
I Want It That Way - The Backstreet Boys 

2000s
Hey Ya! - Outkast 
Drop it Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley 
Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira
Single Ladies - Beyonce
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
I Got a Feelin - Black Eyed Peas

2010s
Baby - Justin Bieber
We Found Love - Rihanna
Some Nights - Fun.
Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye
Gangnam Style - Psy
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

(via davidkarpvevo)

Just a thought.

Yes, suicide ends your chances of life getting worse. But do you know what? Suicide eliminates the possibility of it ever getting better. It’s not just about saying “it’ll get better,” because you don’t know that. It’s about the potential… And that, my friend, is what no one ever sees.

I’m not okay.


I want that comfort so much it hurts, but maybe I’m just meant to be alone. It’s nights like this that I wish no one ever found me that November night.

My little loves me <3